Saturday, March 7, 2015

Marrakech, Part 2: Beware of Thy Con…duct!

We’ve been in Marrakech a couple of days and have actually learned much about nonverbal communication of our country’s hosts. Here’s rule number 1: DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ANYONE, unless you want to take home a live monkey as a souvenir of the time you’ve spent in Africa. Making eye contact is the equivalent of begging to wheel-and-deal, and let me tell you, they always win.
Snake, Anyone?
Oldest Minaret in Town

A new taxi driver took us to town (more on him later), telling us that he would pick us up at 6:00 p.m. (Inshallah!) to take us back to the hotel post-visit. On the ride to the Medina (the old town and touristic area where tons of ryads and the souk are found through a labyrinth of terracotta walls and spicy perfumes), our taxi driver made a call and in abrupt Arabic syllables gave instructions to his cohort of cons that “the pigeons were arriving.”

We had not stepped out of the vehicle that a man in his early twenties (probably Sadek’s son—Sadek is our driver… name pronounciation “sadique,” French for “sadist”) took us under his wing and moved us towards the Souk, telling us that we needed protection form young boys, pickpockets, old men, etc. We thanked him for the offer but decided to face the enemy solo. The minute I had told him that I didn’t want his services, a flock of boys and mold men descended upon us, touching my arms, purse, and Urie’s sweatchirt (in the vicinity of his pocket). Our hero (who never gave us his name) started swatting them off, pushing them out of the way, and stopping cars so we’d be able to cross the street. (Marrakech population: 1.5 million; driving population: 10,000 cars, 1,000 horse-drawn caleches; 500 donkey carts.) I thanked him again, gave him a tip, and we left, confident that we’d be able to find our way.
Colorful Passages

We were heading towards the open market when our guide reappeared by our side (I thought we’d lost him a couple of minutes earlier) and told us that the Arabs were selling junk and that we needed the Berbere experience by going to the Souk. He indicated that we would follow him, so we gave up on our independence and the ride to his buddies’ shops began. An argan oil herboristerie, a shop specializing in silver jewelry, knives and clothing, a restaurant in a private  ryad….
He was obviously on a predetermined course that would lead us to being invited to tea countless of times, making a few purchases for which there never seemed to be prices available (“How much do you want to pay? We negotiate. For YOU, I give you a special price, but only for you because you are like family” [right hand over the heart for special emphasis].)
The Souk
The trick is in the negotiation part (which I cannot master). Rule 2. Keep a straight face, and talk about your family, kids, and the cost of living, and bargain down at least three times. Rule 3: Walk away; that’s when the prices drop. Rule 4: Be firm when you say no. Their inner senses tell them you are about to break down. They even know, at first site, what language to use. In the souk, a couple was addressed in Italian by a vendor. The woman muttered to her husband that they must have their nationality printed on their forehead because, sure enough, they were Italians. And they know which nationalities are more likely to weaken and buy.

Don't Get Lost!
I was exhausted by the time Sadek showed up and ready to jump in the pool to cool off the emotional barrage of negotiations and persistent/insistent benevolence from the salespeople who fight each other for a few dirhams worth of merchandise. I spent nearly all the cash I had brought with me that day (wisely I had left most of it at the hotel, else that would have disappeared too).
Stop to Think about it!
The one thing you should experience in Marrakesh: The fabulous orange juice for 40 dirahms a glass ($0.40). Urie and I downed a few of those on a regular basis… to stay hydrate, you know. I’ve never tasted the likes of it and I never will again. I can’t describe the perfect equilibrium between pulp, liquid, acidity and sweetness; the coolness, the color, the taste. Perfection!


Liquid Gold! (with Hilary)
On the ride back, Sadek asked us how we’d liked the herboristerie, the souk and the restaurant. Unless Sadek is a part-time clairvoyant, how would he have known we stopped by these places? (Obviously, he’d planted his son or nephew as our would-be guide.)

Side notes: Once Sadek made himself our driver, there was no shaking him off. He was a persistent bulldog gnawing at my ankle, yapping, and not letting go. Let me give you an example. We left the hotel to take a cab—there were three cars awaiting clients—but were told by the cabbies that they were all busy. (They were sitting by the side of the road, doing NOTHING.) One told us he’d called his taxi friend who’d be there in a few minutes. Who shows up? SADEK. The same happened again and again at the hotel restaurant with the waiters (more to come on that).

The Medina (or the old town) is a tourist heaven for the alert shopper. It’s a maze or narrow passages, colors, people of all ages and ethnicity, and pickpockets on the look-out for an innocent prey. Nothing was stolen from us but our dignity; I can’t get over the ease I was conned into purchasing things I didn’t want. But that’s part of the cultural experience and part of helping the local economy. No matter what, the sun and insincere sincerity of the people make it a fabulous magic carpet ride that I highly recommend.
Delicous Pastries
For more information on how to survive Marrakech, check out http://www.ellecroft.com/blog/2013/05/10-essential-tips-for-visiting-marrakech/



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